I am awful at introductions…
I am not a cat.
This is awkward.
How are you?
No, I don’t really care how you are, but it makes me sound friendly.
Just in case you are or were wondering, I am of the female gender, according to The Facebooks. I claim to be musical, and have some resemblance of brains, proved only by my collection of certificates detailing my successes at the Teddy Bear’s Picnic (Award for the Smallest Bear), and several Blues (Yes, only blue, no green or red or rainbow… or invisible).”
Introduction claimed from theunimpossibilities