"Hey yo Demetrius! Free pine cones!"
"Them sheeps is funny lookin… Homie wearin' a...
I am awful at introductions… “Hello. I am not a cat. Good. This is awkward. How are you? No, I don’t really care how you are, but it makes me sound friendly. Just in case you are or were wondering, I am of the female gender, according to The Facebooks. I claim to be musical, and have some resemblance of brains, proved only by my collection of certificates detailing my successes at...